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KLEAR AND WHILTIERNA "FULL FRONTAL" INVESTIGATIONS
GARY KLEAR, ESQ., DET. 1ST GRADE (RET.)
Legal Director & Lead Investigator
MEL WHILTIERNA
Field Muscle+Enforcer
(Gary insists on adding Esq. or Detective 1st Grade (Ret.) to everything, viewing himself as the intellectual mastermind and legal backbone Gary Klear’s absurd insistence on using both Esq. (Esquire, reserved for licensed attorneys) and Det. 1st Grade (Ret.) (Detective First Grade, Retired) creates the ultimate grammatical mess—which is entirely by design to reflect his inflated ego and complete lack of legal authorization.
Because he isn't actually a licensed lawyer and was ignominiously fired from the precinct, slapping these together breaks standard naming conventions in a hilarious way. Here is how Gary forces those titles onto his correspondence, business cards, and agency door.

1. The Full Formal Letterhead (Gary's Favorite)
   On official agency documents, affidavits, and cease-and-desist notices, Gary insists on putting his name front and center using the most convoluted stack possible). The Grammatical Crime: In real-life legal formatting, combining ⁠Esq.⁠ with other titles (or using it when you haven’t passed the bar) is a massive breach of legal etiquette. Gary doesn't care. He believes his "superior intellect dē jure" grants him the title automatically. 2. The Office Door & Desk Nameplate
   For maximum physical presence (especially funny considering he has no visible body), he has his desk nameplate etched in bold, imposing lettering 3. The Petty Legal Signature Block
   At the bottom of his typed demand letters—which he slams out on his manual typewriter using minor static electricity—he uses an over-the-top, multi-line signature block: Respectfully submitted under penalty of perjury, Gary Klear, Esq.
   Detective 1st Grade (Ret.), Independent Sovereign Autonomous Police
   Senior Managing Partner | Klear & Whiltierna "Full Frontal" Investigations
   (Not currently taking precinct walk-ins due to administrative conflict) 4. How Mel Mockingly Abbreviates It
   Mel completely refuses to say the full title unless forced and nagged to. When she introduces him to street informants, black-market arms dealers, or corporate clients, she chops it down to make fun of his neurosis:
   "This is Gary. He’s an 'Esq-Ret-Cop'—which means he’s invisible, he isn't a real lawyer, and he’ll sue you if you don't talk to me."
   "Watch your language, he’s 'Ret. Esquire' over here. It means he give you a migraine if ya break a window without filing a form first."Printing "Field Muscle+Enforcer" right underneath Gary’s over-leveraged, hyper-bureaucratic title stack completely nails the comedy. It instantly tells any client walking up to the office window that one partner will file a 40-page injunction while the other will just throw them out the third-story window. Gary barely tolerates Mel's Dumbed down crude title, but a simplified, street-level descriptor fits Mel's no-nonsense vibe so much better than corporate jargon.

new Slasher Lady : Eshara Pray,the butcher of St Dismas University. Originally a mutant lab baby she grew up defending earth from the gates of hell,leaving narry a soul unscathed until Mr. Selwyn Cosgrove hired her into SLASHER FOR HIRE!
Eshara Pray (Jason Voorhees/Leatherface+ beth bixler/mia allen),she wears a Vintage leather Football "Executioner" Helmet. A product of Project Virture,on the surface it seemed like a regular old genetic experiment,but they used more than cockroach and predator genes,using unholy books like the Sefer HaDam (the Book of Blood,an ancient Cannanite dark Kabbalah grimorie) to enhance the deformed mutants born,her father,Aleman Pray made sure she survived,and she was the projects most successful product,living with him in the University of St. Dismas,however you dont get happy endings when playing with beings beyond your control. Left at the Brink of sanity slashing through the undead superhuman mutants and hony college residents living on campus,he died haunting his mutant daughter,who seemingly perished in the fire with him,now turning the abandoned campus into her joke,Eshara Pray stalks the halls defending it against trespassers and squatters , continuing her crusade against the forces of the demonic, especially with her signature weapon,the Hadad Khanjar,gifted by her father by a final gift... Kill them Eshara,kill them all! Kill for Daddy!Under the Helmet she has a greatly engorged deformed head with few strands of hair,but her lower jaw is unmistakably wide and that of a beautiful strong woman, nicknamed Rugby or Handegg as a gaff

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‪Mantara (Maria Satoru )Joshi Puroresu. Nippo-Brazilian fungal human hybrid. Mistress of Mycelium,loves Professional Rasslin,combines Luta Libre,BJJ,and Joshi Puroresu,is constantly pumped full of DMT and can see Machine Elves/Predict aura. her Ancestor mentored Memento Mahmood. Kano Satoru sounding identical to the Arabic كانوا ساطور ("They were a meat cleaver") Trained Mammu before he became Memento Mahnood,one of Mammu's Sisters Married Kano's Grandsons and this Mantara is related to Memento Marie sorta kinda.‬ New Villain : The Current. Belonging to a race of ancient intelligent humanoid jellyfish with mild stunning abilitirs,he mutated to survive a deadly virus which gave him telepathy and enhanced electrical powers,was a hero but went insane and wants to kill all Psychics.

I'm kinda upsetti spaghetti that Mr. Interesting/Interesting Stuff from Around the World's persona is just the Joker so I'm gonna redesign it to be its own thing,like Mixing it with the Collector from Marvel. https://youtube.com/@mrinteresting4444 Mr. Interesting is Prep-Time's frequent Rival and Nemesis (Prep-Time is my parody of the Prep Time meme) . He's either an alien who's obsessed with earth and all the interesting people in it or a human who discovered Alien technology,went Insane,and uses this power to document and archive interesting stuff from around the world!

New Antivillain/Antihero vigilante and Rogue of Memento Mahmood : Blood Fivel.
A meek anemic hemophilia b Pogrom survivor and target of antisemetic bullying,Mild Mannered Curator and Archivist Fivel Blutovitz discovers the Cannanite Sefer Ha-Dam and becomes a vengeful Blood Lich!

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Memento Marie funnies

Lazy Photobash of a character design called the "Semi-Mortal" as long as no one is observing his dead corpse,he can resurrect