"The IV'd disposal facility on Russia's Franz Joseph Island was attacked and captured by next-generation special A-logs being led by members of /qa/. They're demanding that the government turn over the remains of Soot and they say that if their demands are not met within 24 hours, they'll launch a DDOS attack."
"You'll have two mission objectives: First, you are to rescue Sidson.city Mayor Vinluv Anton Handesbukia and the President of Kolyma, Leonid Kozakov. Both are being held as hostages. Secondly, you are to investigate whether or not the A-logs have the capability to launch a DDOS attack and stop them if they do."