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05/23/23 (Tue) 01:38:28 No.22 [Reply]

Day in the life of a misotheist

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Sid 05/15/23 (Mon) 17:53:33 No.21 [Reply]

I think the after life is a Plinko machine of Justice and mercy. After death you go through a toll house and if you fail you get regurgitated into the mortal world through samarsa. If you win but are still sinful you burn it off in purgatory. Hell is endless becuase it’s the final judID'dent at the end of time. Heaven can be atained after defeating the plinko board but you only get your real body after the end of time.

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Judas Iscariot's Halo Sid 04/30/23 (Sun) 22:03:10 No.19 [Reply]

Do you think it should be black or empty? https://tarnmoor.com/2016/05/28/a-halo-for-judas-iscariot/

Sid 04/30/23 (Sun) 22:55:09 No.20

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Sid 02/26/23 (Sun) 09:22:41 No.7 [Reply]

You know how eating pork was forbidden in the Old Testament. Why haven't we, Christians, kept following that rule? Nevermind. Found out God has indeed declared it clean to eat.

Sid 02/26/23 (Sun) 15:32:48 No.8

Adaptation. Pork was banned not only for health reasons but for identification. When Christian’s stoped being Jewish they did not need to identify eachother like that. We do it by fasting .

Sid 04/01/23 (Sat) 22:23:21 No.14

>>7
"9 About noon the following day as they were on their journey and approaching the city, Peter went up on the roof to pray. 10 He became hungry and wanted something to eat, and while the meal was being prepared, he fell into a trance. 11 He saw heaven opened and something like a large sheet being let down to earth by its four corners. 12 It contained all kinds of four-footed animals, as well as reptiles and birds. 13 Then a voice told him, “Get up, Peter. Kill and eat.”

14 “Surely not, Lord!” Peter replied. “I have never eaten anything impure or unclean.”

15 The voice spoke to him a second time, “Do not call anything impure that God has made clean.”

16 This happened three times, and immediately the sheet was taken back to heaven."
Acts 10:9-16

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Sid 03/23/23 (Thu) 21:47:55 No.10 [Reply]

Does satan hate bald people? Why is the modern world so baldphobic, in the past baldness was seen as a sign of wisdom. God even killed a group of kids for making fun of his prophet for being bald.

Sid 03/24/23 (Fri) 14:36:05 No.11

Satan hates ALL people full stop. also there is a Lucifer freezing his principality ass off in hell but there is no true "Satan" as Satan simply means "the adversary/deciever" therefore any demon can be "Satan"

Sid 03/24/23 (Fri) 14:37:01 No.12

There is also a difference between being bald for mystical reasons and having Male pattern baldness becusse you oveedoesed on testosterone pillsZ

Sid 03/24/23 (Fri) 18:41:33 No.13

>>12
what about being bald at 22 because of good genes? surely it is a blessing to be bald if it isnt due to a freak mutation.

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Sid 02/02/23 (Thu) 15:39:39 No.6 [Reply]

When the God of Abraham “smites” someone he doesn’t send a cartoon bolt of lightning,he lets their sin consume them as they wish. When the tower of Babylon was built the Lord didn’t scramble their brains,he let them bicker and in fight. That’s the true curse.

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