Found this buried in old logs while cleaning up a cluster.
Thought it was docker junk. It wasn’t.
https://hastebin.ianhon.com/1bb4What follows is a fictional declassified incident report that keeps resurfacing across unrelated systems. Read before it disappears again.
DOCUMENT ID: RFS-11-Σ
CLEARANCE: ██████
STATUS: Declassified for “research purposes”
SUMMARY:
On ██/██/20██ at 11:11 local time, multiple civilian GPU clusters reported synchronized anomalies involving repeated numeric sequences: 11 / 111 / 11,111.
Initial cause was labeled a power fluctuation. That conclusion was withdrawn.
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